Sajjoys Varkala: Your Dream Kerala Escape Awaits!
Sajjoys Varkala: My Dream Kerala Escape (Or Was It?) – A Brutally Honest Review & Plea for You to Go!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to give you the REAL deal on Sajjoys Varkala. Forget the polished brochures; I'm dishing out the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me, Instagram filter! This place, it promised a "Dream Kerala Escape." Did it deliver? Well… let's just say it was an adventure. Mostly good, some hilariously bumpy, and ultimately, I'm already plotting my return.
Accessibility: Getting There & Around (and Where Things Got Dicey)
Okay, let's start with the nitty-gritty. Accessibility: This is a crucial one, folks. Reaching Sajjoys is… an experience. While they offer airport transfer (YES! Take it!), the route is a bit of a winding road. Great for stunning views, less great if you're prone to motion sickness (me!). They advertise wheelchair accessibility, which is AMAZING, but I'd recommend contacting them directly to be sure about the specifics. I saw an elevator, which is a HUGE plus, but I didn't personally test the full extent of accessibility features. The car park [free of charge] is a godsend – parking in a popular tourist spot? Forget about it!
On-Site Eats & Lounges: Food, Glorious Food (With Some Quirks)
Now, the good stuff: FOOD! Sajjoys really shines here. They have multiple restaurants, a bar, and a poolside bar – perfect for those lazy days. Their Asian cuisine in restaurant was divine. I'm talking melt-in-your-mouth curries and flavors that made my taste buds sing. They had a Western breakfast which was okay, but the real star was the Asian breakfast. The breakfast [buffet] was fantastic, although sometimes it felt a tad chaotic. Pro-tip? Get there early, before the crowds descend. They also offer room service [24-hour], which is a lifesaver for those midnight snack cravings. There's even a coffee shop which is a must. And of course, there restaurants which serves various cuisines.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe and Sanitized (Mostly)
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: COVID. Sajjoys is clearly taking this seriously. They have hand sanitizer everywhere, daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff are all masked up. They definitely pay attention to hygiene certification. I saw staff trained in safety protocol, which made me feel at ease. They offer room sanitization opt-out available and indivually-wrapped food options, though I didn't exercise the option to avoid the sanitization. They also have a doctor/nurse on call and first aid kit. All good things!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Paradise Found (and Found Some More)
This is where Sajjoys truly excels. The swimming pool [outdoor] with pool with view is gorgeous. I spent hours lounging there, soaking up the sun (and the views!). They have a spa (yessss!) with a sauna, steamroom, and various treatments like body scrub, body wrap, and massage. I indulged in a massage, and it was… heavenly. Seriously, I almost drifted off to another dimension. They have a fitness center and gym/fitness for those who like to work out. I, however, mostly worked out my vocal chords belting out cheesy pop songs in the shower. The terrace is another perfect spot for relaxing and taking in the views.
Rooms & Amenities: The Modern Traveler's Essentials (and a Few Surprises)
The rooms are generally well-equipped. You'll find air conditioning, free Wi-Fi, satellite/cable channels, smoke detectors, safety/security feature, hair dryer, complimentary tea, coffee/tea maker, refrigerator. They claim to have soundproof rooms - I'll admit, my room wasn't completely soundproofed, but it was still pretty darn quiet. I loved the blackout curtains, the slippers, and the wake-up service. One slightly odd thing: the bathroom phone (seriously, who uses those anymore?). But hey, it added to the charm, I guess!
Services & Conveniences: The Little Extras That Make a Difference
Sajjoys offers a ton of services. They have concierge, daily housekeeping, laundry service, luggage storage, and currency exchange. There's also a convenience store for those last-minute essentials. They offer the important things, like contactless check-in/out, and cashless payment service, which is super handy.
For the Kids: Family Fun (with a caveat)
I didn't travel with kids, but Sajjoys seems to be generally family/child friendly, offering babysitting service and kids facilities.
Things I Loved (and a few 'Meh' Moments): My Varkala Diary
Okay, let's get to the juicy bits, the personal anecdotes, and the honest-to-goodness feelings:
- The Infinity Pool: This was the highlight. Seriously. The view of the Arabian Sea from the edge of the pool? Jaw-dropping. I legit spent a whole afternoon just floating and staring out at the horizon. Pure bliss.
- The Massage: Oh. My. Goodness. I opted for an Ayurvedic massage and it was like all the stress just melted away. I walked out feeling like I’d been reborn.
- The Staff: The staff were genuinely lovely, always smiling and helpful. They go the extra mile to make you feel welcome.
- The Location: Varkala is stunning. The cliffs, the ocean, the sunsets… it's truly a magical place. Sajjoys is perfectly positioned to make the most of it.
Imperfections:
- The Wi-Fi: While they advertise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! the signal in my particular room wasn't always the strongest. It was Internet access – wireless but with a couple of issues for me. I am using the Internet for many things.
- The Early Morning Noise: The area is often crowded. Not necessarily a fault of the hotel itself, but just a heads-up if you're a light sleeper.
- The Occasional Hiccup: I had a few minor issues, like a delayed room service order, but nothing that significantly impacted my stay. They were quick to rectify things.
My Verdict: Sajjoys – Book It! (But with Eyes Wide Open)
Look, Sajjoys Varkala isn't perfect. It's not a clinical, sterile hotel. It’s got character, it’s got charm, and it’s got a whole lot of heart. It's a bit messy, it's a bit rough around the edges, but that's what makes it real. It's an experience, not just a place to sleep.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're diving headfirst into the chaos that is my "dream" trip to Sajjoys Varkala. The truth is, I'm already stressed packing, I suspect I've forgotten something crucial (like, maybe my passport? Don't judge!), and I'm picturing a blissful, sun-drenched adventure, and I'm pretty sure it'll be a total disaster. But hey, who doesn't love a good disaster?
Sajjoys Varkala: My Personal Circus (and Possible Breakdown) Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mango Juice Hunt (Plus Mild Panic)
- Morning (or, more accurately, whenever the flight finally lands): Touchdown in Trivandrum. The airport smells of… well, I'm not sure what it smells of, but it's definitely distinct. First impression: humidity. It's going to be a sweaty trip, I can already tell. I'm praying the taxi driver speaks some English. My Hindi is non-existent. My Tamil? Forget about it.
- The Great Mango Juice Hunt: So, I’ve heard amazing things, and apparently, finding THE BEST mango juice in Varkala is a quest, a pilgrimage even. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. But I'm DEAD SERIOUS about this mango juice. The internet promised me sunshine in a glass. I need it.
- Afternoon: Arrive at Sajjoys. Hopefully, the view from my room will be as breathtaking as Instagram promised. I'm bracing myself for reality. If it's not, I'm considering immediate therapy. Let's get settled in and get my bearings. Maybe a little wander around - trying to keep it "Zen" and "mindful" - but I also suspect I'll be on high alert for wandering cows. I have a weird fascination with cows - but mostly from a safe distance.
- Evening: Dinner at the beach shack closest to Sajjoys. I'm aiming for a seafood spectacular. Pray for me that I don't accidentally order something I can't stomach. Also, I'm going to attempt my first sunset photo. Predictions: probably overexposed and blurry. But hey, at least I tried, right? Then, maybe, a walk along the clifftop. Or maybe, I'll just collapse on my bed from sheer exhaustion. We'll see.
Day 2: Surf’s Up (or, More Likely, Wipeout)
- Morning: The dreaded early wake-up call and yoga – on a rooftop, the brochure said. Me and "yoga"? Let's just say I'm more "uncoordinated" than "asana." I’m mainly going for the view, and secretly hoping to catch some candid shots for pure comedic value, of the instructor, the other people or myself
- Mid-Morning: Surf lesson! Okay, I'm totally unprepared, and I have zero balance. I'm picturing myself face-planting into the Arabian Sea repeatedly. I'm okay with this. I’m going to embrace the wipeouts. It’ll be fun. And if the ocean is too cold, then, it's a sign. One of those “listen to your body” kind of moments.
- Afternoon: Coconut water break. Needed, after the wipeout. Okay, after the wipeouts, and the sun, and the general embarrassment. And then, maybe a massage? I'm definitely going to need one. I've been promised "ayurvedic bliss." I'm hoping the bliss outweighs the potentially awkward oily massage part.
- Evening: Dinner somewhere new. This time, I'm going to force myself to try something spicy (or at least, not too bland.) I might cry. But I’ll do it. Afterwards, back to the clifftop for sunset attempt number two. Maybe this time, the photo will be less terrible.
Day 3: The Cliffside Ramble and the Great Coffee Conundrum
- Morning: Hike along the cliff. I'll probably get lost. I'm a master navigator of nowhere. I'm anticipating epic views. I'm also anticipating potentially stubbing my toe. My luck is that consistent. I’ve also heard that there are some cute coffee shops along the way. That is my goal.
- Mid-Morning: Coffee Shop Mission: Find the perfect coffee, that’s also reasonably priced. This could take the entire morning. I’m picky about my coffee, and I'm prepared to annoy every barista until I find "the one." I’ve read reviews, and this cafe is great.
- Afternoon: Visit to the local temple. I’m not particularly religious, but I do have a deep respect for culture and history. Plus, the architecture looks stunning. I will dress respectfully. Also, maybe I can score some of that delicious Chai that I’ve heard so much about.
- Evening: Beach bonfire! Or at least, I'm hoping for a beach bonfire. I've heard they're a thing. I'm imagining singing, laughing, good company. I'm also imagining getting eaten alive by mosquitoes. Hope the bug spray works. This probably has a 50% chance of being amazing.
Day 4: The Day I Lose Track of Time (and Possibly My Mind)
- The Whole Day: No plans. Just…nothing. Sleep in. Read a book. Wander. Eat a mountain of fruit. Get even more lost. Let the days become all mixed into each other. I'm going to see what happens when I let go of my schedule and just…be. Hopefully, I don’t waste the whole day in my room watching Netflix because that’s also a distinct possibility.
Day 5: Departure
- Morning: One last mango juice. One last sunrise attempt. A frantic pack. A slightly teary goodbye to Sajjoys (or a sigh of relief, depending on how this goes.)
- Afternoon: Head to Trivandrum airport.
- Evening: Fly home.
- Post-Trip: Write a travel blog post that's either a hilarious comedy of errors or a soppy, love-letter to a country I almost didn't want to leave. No in-between.
So, there you have it. My plan. Or, rather, my vague outline of potential events. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And if you see a sweaty, slightly disoriented woman wandering around Varkala, looking lost and clutching a half-eaten mango, that's probably me. Say hi! (But maybe offer me a tissue first, I'm not a pretty crier)
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Okay, So... What *Is* Sajjoys Anyway? Sounds Fancy.
Alright, alright, let's get one thing straight: Sajjoys is a slice of heaven. Seriously. It's a guesthouse, right on the cliffs of Varkala, Kerala. Picture this: waking up to the sound of the Arabian Sea crashing just below your balcony, the smell of the ocean air mixed with the faint scent of spices... yeah, it's pretty magical. But fancy? Nah, not really. Think charming, comfortable, and run by the sweetest family you'll ever meet. They'll treat you like you're one of their own, which, let me tell you, is a rare and wonderful feeling. It's not the Ritz, but honestly, who needs the Ritz when you've got this view?
Is Varkala Worth the Hype? I've Seen *So* Many Pictures...
Look, Varkala. It's... well, it's breathtaking. Honestly. Those pictures? They don't even *do* it justice. The cliffs are dramatic, the beaches are gorgeous, the sunsets... oh my god, the sunsets are genuinely life-altering. But here's the thing: it's also crowded. Especially in peak season. Expect to jostle a little. Expect to haggle a little (though the Sajjoys family will help you there, bless them). Expect to see some people doing yoga in the most ridiculously scenic spots. But yes, absolutely, unequivocally, YES, Varkala is worth the hype. Just go in with realistic expectations and a sense of humour. And don’t forget your sunglasses – you’ll need them for those sunsets *and* to hide the tears of joy.
What’s the Vibe Like at Sajjoys? Do I Need to Be a Yoga Goddess?
No. Absolutely not! While Varkala is a haven for yoga and spirituality, Sajjoys welcomes *everyone*. You can be a stressed-out city worker who just needs a good nap (me!), a seasoned backpacker, or a couple looking for a romantic escape. The vibe is incredibly relaxed and friendly. Guests are often chatting on the balcony, sharing tips, and generally just chilling. The family running the place are super chilled and welcoming everyone, they don't care how much you want to eat, or if you're an early sleeper. One night, I was so exhausted after a long beach day that I was *literally* asleep in my chair before dinner. I woke up to a plate of food carefully placed next to me and a gentle nudge from one of the staff. I think everyone should have that at least once in their lives.
The Rooms - Are They Basic? Do They Have AC?
Okay, so the rooms are simple, clean, and perfectly functional. Don't expect marble floors and a jacuzzi in every room (though, wouldn’t that be nice?). What you *can* expect is a comfortable bed, a clean bathroom (always a win!), and a balcony with that *killer* view I keep banging on about. AC is available in most rooms – and TRUST ME, you'll want it during the hot months. Check when booking, especially if you're arriving during the peak heat. Otherwise, you might be spending less time enjoying the view and more time trying to peel yourself off the sheets. Speaking of which, the bed sheets... they're spotless. And honestly, after a long day of the beach, a comfy bed is all I needed.
Food, Glorious Food! What's the Deal?
The food at Sajjoys is AMAZING. Seriously. The family cooks up the most delicious, authentic Kerala cuisine. Fresh seafood, curries exploding with flavour, fluffy rice... I'm literally drooling just thinking about it. They'll happily cater to your dietary requirements too (I’m vegetarian, and they always went above and beyond). Breakfasts are simple but fresh and delicious; they usually have fruit some bread and tea (which of course, is mandatory in India). Make sure you try the fish, it is fresh from the day. And for the love of all that is holy, order the banana fritters. You will not regret it. I swear I've dreamed about them. They make you feel like you will never have a bad day again, that good.
Okay, So... How Do I Get There? Is it Easy?
Getting to Varkala is a little... an adventure. First, fly into Trivandrum International Airport (TRV). From there, you have options: taxi, pre-booked airport transfer (convenient, but pricier), or the train (more authentic, but can be crowded). The Sajjoys family can help arrange a taxi, which is probably your easiest bet, especially after a long flight. The actual ride to Varkala involves a bit of winding roads, but the scenery is beautiful. On the whole, not too bad. However; if you are the type of person who gets travel-sick, make sure you have some medication on hand. Trust me, it will save you from getting the ultimate travel regrets!
The Beach! Let's Talk Beaches! Are they good? Are they clean?
The beaches around Varkala are... well, they're the reason you're going, right? Seriously. The main beach, Varkala Beach (also known as Papanasam Beach) is stunning. The sand is golden, the water is usually clear (check the tides!), and the cliffs create a dramatic backdrop. It's also where you'll find the main restaurants and shops. They are pretty well maintained, which is always a plus. You'll find a few more secluded beaches, a short tuk-tuk ride away - perfect if you want to REALLY get away from it all. Just a word of warning: the sea can be rough in places, so always take notice of the red flags and swim with caution. The Indian Ocean is beautiful, but it can be powerful! Watch out for the waves. They are much stronger than you think.
What Else Is There To Do Besides Lie on a Beach and Eat? (Although, That Sounds Pretty Good...)
Okay, okay, so there’s more than just beaches (though, honestly, that’s enough for me!). Explore the local culture. Visit the Janardhana Swamy Temple (dress respectfully!). Get an Ayurvedic massage, it will change your life (seriously, do it!). Take a day trip to the backwaters. Go shopping for spices and souvenirs. Learn to surf. Take a cooking class. There's plenty to keep you busy if you want to be. Or, you know, you could just lie on a beach and eat. And honestly, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Sometimes, after a week of travelling, all you need is to watch the sun go down and feel at peace. I was in the middle of the most chaotic period of myBoutique Inns
