Grass Residences North Edsa QC: LTH's Unbelievable Manila Paradise!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the concrete jungle's oasis: Grass Residences North Edsa QC: LTH's Unbelievable Manila Paradise! And let me tell you, "unbelievable" is sometimes exactly what you need in this city. We're talking about a real deep dive, so get comfy. No sugarcoating, no perfect prose, just the raw, unfiltered truth.
(I'm still recovering from a recent trip, bear with me!)
Alright, let's tear this down, brick by glorious, air-conditioned brick, shall we?
1. Accessibility: Getting There and Staying There – The Big Kahuna
- Accessibility – It’s a mixed bag, honestly. North Edsa is NUTS. Traffic is practically a national sport. Getting to Grass Residences is a test of patience, skill (and maybe a little luck). However, I'm happy to see they have facilities for disabled guests which is a significant plus, elevator is a must and so is the 24-hour front desk. The proximity to the LRT (Light Rail Transit) is a blessing, even if the lines get longer than my to-do list.
- Car Park and Valet: Free car park = YES. Valet parking = also YES. But, the "free of charge" can be questionable. Expect to tip, people! (Let's be real, it will be a hassle).
2. Rooms: Your Personal Sanctuary (Hopefully!)
- The Good Stuff: Air Conditioning (Hallelujah!), Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! (A MUST!), Blackout curtains (needed to block the blinding Manila sun), extra long bed (yes!), Bathrobes and Slippers (feeling pampered even if it's a fleeting moment), Coffee/Tea Maker (essential for survival here), and the ever-present (and sometimes life-saving) refrigerator.
- The "Ugh, Really?" Moments: Carpeting (a potential dust-bunny paradise), soundproofing (depends on your neighbors, good luck!), and the generic toiletries. I'm not going to lie, but the room decoration isn't exactly five-star, but it does the job.
(Anecdote Time!) Let's face it, I'm a sucker for a comfortable bed. One time, I snuck in after a long day of dealing with Manila's heat, and crashed so hard I slept through the alarm. Luckily Daily housekeeping services kept me from being a total disaster, but I still felt like a crumpled paper.
3. Internet: Pray It Works!
- Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms! This is the modern-day holy grail! I swear it's a necessity. The Lan option is also great to have. It is so handy to have.
- Internet access – wireless – It is also good.
- Internet services - Essential.
4. Dining, Drinking and Snacking: Fueling Your Manila Adventure
- Restaurants, restaurants, everywhere! Grass Residences is an absolute buffet of options. From Asian cuisine to Western comfort, the choice is yours. I swear that I have visited every single restaurant.
- Breakfast [buffet]: You can eat breakfast in the restaurant.
- Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver. Let's just say late-night cravings are a real thing in this city and I wouldn't want to be without access to room service!
- Snack bar: The snack bar is a life-saver when you need food ASAP.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Ah, the elixir of life. They also have lots of refreshing drinks.
(Quirky Observation!) I swear, Filipino breakfast buffets are an art form. They are full of all your favorite foods, and it's like a culinary explosion.
5. Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Daily housekeeping: A godsend, especially after a long, sweaty day navigating Manila.
- Concierge: Always helpful!
- Cash withdrawal: Important!
- Laundry service: Necessary! I never pack enough.
- Elevator: essential for a hotel with height.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Very important!
(Strong Emotional Reaction!) The convenience store is a life-saver. When you need something quick, it's going to save you.
6. Things to Do/Ways to Relax: Leisure Bliss (Or Not!)
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Essential to a hotel in Manila. It can get hot.
- Pool with View: Nice to have a view.
- Fitness center: I made it there once. The gym is a gym and the equipment works.
- Spa/sauna, Massage Don't forget to relax!
(Messy Structure and Occasional Rambles) Okay, honestly, the pool is usually packed. But the view is good, and splashing around after battling Manila is a decent experience.
7. For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
- Family/child-friendly Is a plus. I also found babysitting service there.
8. Cleanliness and Safety: Staying Safe (Hopefully!)
- Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, are some nice features.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Makes you feel slightly at ease!
- Daily disinfection in common areas and Room sanitization opt-out available.
(Opinionated Language) The cleanliness is decent. This is Manila, and you're never going to be squeaky clean. But they try. And that's important.
9. Getting Around: Out and About
- Airport Transfer: This is nice to have.
- Taxi service: Essential!
(More Opinionated Language) Manila is a beast to navigate. Be prepared for the madness.
10. The Unique Selling Proposition (USP) and Compelling Offer:
Okay, let's get to the juicy part.
Grass Residences North Edsa QC: Your Manila Getaway Awaits!
Here's the deal, folks: You're in Manila. It's hot. It's crowded. You need a haven.
Why Grass Residences?
- Location, Location, Location: Right in the heart of it all, giving you access to everything.
- Variety of food options: From authentic Filipino dishes to international flavors, you'll never be short on choices.
- Amenities Galore: Relax by the pool, hit the gym, or indulge in a spa treatment.
- Comfortable Rooms: Get a good night's sleep (you'll need it!) in modern, well-equipped rooms.
- Convenience: Restaurants, a convenience store, and reliable internet are all at your fingertips.
Our CRAZY, UNBELIEVABLE offer!
- Book now and get a special discount on your room rate!
- Enjoy complimentary breakfast for two!
- Receive a free welcome drink at the poolside bar!
- Free late check-out (subject to availability)!
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Unwind in Paradise: Farniente Villa's Belgian Coastal Escape
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your perfectly curated Instagram grid itinerary. This is real life, me in Manila, at LTH’s Place in Grass Residences, North Edsa, QC, and it's going to be a glorious, chaotic mess. Prepare yourselves.
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Condo Escape (or, "Why Do I Always Forget My Toothbrush?")
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Landed in NAIA. Ugh, the humidity. Immediately regretting packing only skinny jeans. The taxi ride to Grass Residences was an odyssey. Traffic? More like a permanent state of being. Seriously, I think I aged a year just crawling through Quezon City. Finally, sweet relief at LTH's Place. The condo itself? Surprisingly nice! Cozy, clean, kinda minimalist. Way better than the dingy hotel I'd considered.
- Quirk: First thought upon entering the condo: "Oh, thank God for air conditioning." Second thought: "Crap, where's my toothbrush?" (Story of my life)
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Settling in. Checking out the view (impressive, actually, even if it's just other buildings). This is where the "organized" side of me attempted to surface and created a "to-do" list:
- Unpack (partially succeeded. Clothes are currently spilling out of the suitcase).
- Scout for a grocery store (Mission: Impossible. This city is a maze.)
- Find a toothbrush (The ultimate quest.)
- Anecdote: Wandering around the complex, desperately searching for a convenience store. Ended up getting completely lost and asking a security guard for help. He gave me a look that said, "You're lost, aren't you?" and then directed me with an exasperated sigh. Bless him.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Found a 7-Eleven! Victory! Toothbrush acquired. Ramen noodles and instant coffee purchased. Feeling like a seasoned urban explorer now. The evening? Still adjusting to the time zone. I'm convinced my internal clock is currently permanently set to “jet-lagged.” Ate my ramen, stared out the window at the twinkling city lights, and contemplated the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of instant coffee). Probably heading to bed early, but who knows?
Day 2: Navigating the Chaos, and Finding the Good Stuff
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Okay, I tried to wake up early and be productive. Ended up hitting the snooze button. Twice. Finally rolled out of bed and decided to brave the neighborhood. Got a jeepney ride. Whoa. Absolute sensory overload. Crowded, loud, colorful. And I loved it.
- Observation: The way people cram onto those jeepneys is a masterclass in spatial efficiency. Like, Tetris champions, honestly.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch! Found a little carinderia (local eatery). Ordered something I couldn't quite identify but smelled amazing. Turns out it was adobo. Oh. My. God. Seriously, best adobo I’ve ever had. The cook was a tiny, smiling grandma who took one look at me flailing with a fork and helped me out. We chatted a bit, even though I had no idea what I was saying most of the time. This whole experience was just… soul-soothing.
- Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed by the friendliness and warmth. This is why I travel. This is why I love traveling, even when I'm lost or sweaty or can't figure out how to order food.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Attempted to find a mall. Failed miserably (remember: maze). Ended up back at the condo, slightly deflated. Ordered takeout from a place that delivered using a scooter thing. The driver looked like he'd seen a ghost when he pointed at my address. He probably thought, "How the hell did this foreigner find us?" Now I’m binge-watching some random Filipino drama, convinced I'm learning the language, while eating my takeout.
Day 3: The Intramuros Adventure (and My Near-Death Experience with a Tricycle)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Holy crap. Decided to actually do something touristy. Packed some water, sunscreen (this is not a suggestion, it's an order), and headed to Intramuros, the walled city. Took a Grab car, which was the easiest way, and then felt like I was walking into history. The architecture is stunning. The Spanish influence is everywhere. Very "old world."
- Quirky Observation: I swear there were more horse-drawn carriages than actual cars at a certain point. It was utterly charming and absolutely bonkers.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Spent the afternoon exploring the fortresses and the churches. It was hot and humid. I’m pretty sure I dripped all over the place. The food stalls in Intramuros are amazing. One of the best things about traveling is that everyone is so willing to share their food.
- Anecdote: Remember when I mentioned my near-death experience? It involved a tricycle. I was so engrossed in taking pictures of a church that I almost got run over. The driver cursed me out in Tagalog, which I didn't understand, but the tone was perfectly clear. I may have needed a change of underwear.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Back at the condo. Exhausted but exhilarated. My feet ache, my hair is a frizzy disaster, and I smell vaguely of exhaust fumes, but I felt like I covered so much ground. Dinner: instant noodles. I'm starting to think that my diet will consist of instant noodles during my entire stay. And watching the sunset over the city.
Day 4: The Day Everything Went Sideways (and I loved it)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Planned to do something structured, like visiting a museum, but my plans totally turned to crap. I got lost. Again. Ended up wandering around a local market. It was pure chaos.
- Messy Structure: Found myself in a labyrinth of stalls. Smells of spices, strange fruits, and live fish. The noise? The clamor of vendors hawking their wares, the laughter of children buying sweets, the general frenzy of the place.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The Market Experience. I bought things I didn’t need and things I couldn't identify. Ate street food; some was delicious, some… less so. Got talked into a "massage" by a lady who was incredibly insistent. Actually, the street food was the highlight. I learned three new Tagalog words, got my photo taken with a baby and his mom, and spent the entire afternoon in a joyous daze.
- Opinionated Language: The market was a sensory assault, absolutely bonkers, and utterly brilliant. A complete immersion in the heart of Filipino life.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Finally got back to the condo. I was covered in something sticky and I was happy. Tonight's dinner: my mystery purchases from the market. I have no idea what they are, but I'm going to eat them anyway. Why not? And right now? I’m going to go to sleep, exhausted and content. Because this trip? It’s beautifully, gloriously imperfect. And that's exactly how I want it.
Day 5: Departure (and the Undying Memory of Adobo)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Packing. Trying to decide what to bring home. Reminiscing about the adobo and the jeepneys and the markets. Realizing that, despite the chaos, I'm genuinely sad to leave.
- Emotional Reaction: Seriously, I’m going to miss this. The people, the energy, the chaos. (And the adobo! I'm getting a huge craving for adobo again!)
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Final taxi ride to the airport. Traffic, of course. This time, I'm almost used to it.
- Rambles: Thinking about all the things I didn't see, all the things I didn't do. The things I should have done. But then I realize…there’s always next time.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): On the plane. Looking out the window at the city shrinking below. Manila, you crazy, wonderful place. You've given me a trip I'll never forget. Goodbye for now.
Grass Residences: My Love-Hate Affair With This North Edsa Beast (A Messy FAQ)
Okay, spill the beans. Is Grass Residences really "unbelievable"? Or is that just marketing fluff?
Ugh, that slogan. "Unbelievable Manila Paradise." Believable? Absolutely. Paradise? Hmmm, it depends on the day, the traffic, and how much I've had to drink. Seriously, Grass is a complex creature. It's not a pristine, perfect paradise, but it *is*... pretty damn convenient. Let's be honest, the location is a major selling point. Right next to SM North EDSA? That's gold, Jerry! Gold! But you’ll also see a LOT of "unbelievable" things (more on that later...).
The Big One: Location, Location, Location! How's the accessibility, really?
Oh, the beauty and the beast of accessibility. Okay, so being connected to SM North EDSA is like having a giant, air-conditioned Swiss Army knife at your doorstep. Groceries? Boom. Clothes? Boom. Movies? Boom. You basically *never* have to leave the complex if you're a shut-in (which, let's be real, is tempting sometimes). Plus, the MRT station is RIGHT THERE. Huge win.
BUT (and it's a big but), traffic. Oh, the Manila traffic. Getting *out* of Grass can be a nightmare. During rush hour, you're looking at an hour (or more!) just to get to, say, Quezon Avenue. It's soul-crushing. One time, I was late for a date (don't judge!) because the traffic was so horrendous. I felt like I was slowly turning into a bitter, haggard old woman, all because of a traffic jam. Not a good look.
Let's talk about the units. Are they livable? What's the vibe?
The units themselves? Pretty standard condo fare. Nothing mind-blowing, but functional. I've been to a few friends' places there, and they all have varying degrees of success with their interior design. Some are cozy, some are… well, let's just say they haven't quite mastered the art of maximizing small spaces.
The vibe? It's a mix. You get families, young professionals, students, expats… It's a real melting pot. You’ll see people in pajamas grabbing coffee, people decked out in business attire rushing to work, and, occasionally, someone passed out in the lobby (don't ask!). It’s Manila; it’s life.
What about the amenities? I heard they're pretty extensive. Pool party or a watery grave?
Ah, the amenities. This is where Grass REALLY tries to shine. Pools, gyms, function rooms, basketball courts… it sounds amazing on paper. And you know what? They ARE pretty great... when you can *actually use* them. Like, trying to get in the pool on a weekend is like trying to get into a Taylor Swift concert… You can't!
The pools themselves are nice. The gym is… well-equipped, though sometimes you have to dodge sweaty gym bros doing weird things. The function rooms are a lifesaver if you need to host a party or, you know, a serious meeting. I once threw a birthday party there, and it was fantastic. Until the karaoke machine died halfway through "Bohemian Rhapsody." Pure chaos. But good chaos.
Maintenance and Building Management: Are they on the ball? Or a total disaster?
This is where the cracks start to show, unfortunately. Maintenance is… inconsistent, let’s say. Sometimes they’re on it, sometimes they're MIA. I've had a leaky faucet that took three calls and a strongly worded email to fix. Then there was the elevator that got stuck… three times in a week. That was fun. On the other hand, whenever I've needed something fixed, they eventually got there.
Building management? Well, they try. They're always around, but sometimes they seem a bit overwhelmed by the sheer volume of residents. It's a big place, and things fall through the cracks occasionally. Prepare to be patient, I guess. And keep your phone charged. You'll be making calls.
Noise levels: Can you actually sleep at night? Or is it a concrete jungle symphony 24/7?
Okay, so noise is a factor. It's not constant, but you *will* hear things. Sirens, car horns, the occasional karaoke enthusiast belting it out from a nearby unit (bless their hearts). Honestly, I've learned to tune most of it out. But if you're a light sleeper, invest in some good earplugs or a white noise machine. You'll thank me later. I've missed so much sleep... But hey, it's the city, right?
And the construction noise?! Oh, the construction noise! The never-ending development! You get used to the constant din, but sometimes you just want to scream.
The "Unbelievable" Experiences: Give me some REAL dirt, the stuff they don't put in the brochures!
Alright, buckle up. This is where it gets juicy. Grass Residences has its… moments. Let's just call them "character-building experiences."
Anecdote 1: The Great Water Crisis of '22. One time, the water supply was cut off for, like, a whole day. No water! Imagine! No showers, no flushing toilets. We were all basically scrambling to the supermarket to get bottled water, but they ran out! I had to go to my friend's place in another area, and it was just a nightmare. Then came the rumors! Someone said there was a burst pipe, some said there was a bigger problem, and some (including a very dramatic neighbor) thought it was the end of the world. It was a mess! I seriously considered moving out that day. But hey, all's well that ends well, I guess.
Anecdote 2: The Great Parking Debacle. Parking can be brutal. Especially on weekends and holidays. Seriously, you have to circle the parking area five times, and hope for a spot to free up. Or you can park outside, which isn't exactly safe. I've almost gotten into fights over parking spots. Almost! It’s a high-stakes game, and you're playing for a spot to put your car!
Anecdote 3: The Elevator of Doom. The elevators! They’re slow. And unreliable. I mean, they get the job done, you *eventually* arrive, but the wait times can be brutal. And sometimes... they just stop. InBook For Rest
