**Shree Krishna Bhubaneswar: Your Dream Odisha Getaway Awaits!**
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into Shree Krishna Bhubaneswar! This isn't your sanitized travel blog review. This is the REAL DEAL. And I'm here to tell you, this place… well, let's just say it left an impression.
Let’s Get This Show on the Road: Accessibility, or the Quest for the Elevator
First off, Accessibility. Look, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I've got a bum knee, and that’s enough to make me appreciate a good elevator. They've got one! Thank god. Didn't see any super-detailed accessibility info online, which is a bit of a fail in 2024, folks. But the ground floor seemed pretty accessible, hallways seemed wide enough, and the staff… ah, the staff. More on them later.
Internet: Because We're Millenials and Need Instagram, Dammit!
Internet Access and Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Praise be! I need my connection to the world, especially when I'm trying to relax. I'm talking Free Wi-Fi – and they delivered. The Internet [LAN] option is a nice touch for serious business types, I guess? I didn’t try it, I was too busy uploading selfies by the pool. The Internet services were overall good, no buffering during netflix, even for a movie.
Where's the WiFi in Public Areas?
Oh, Wi-Fi in Public Areas, that’s good to! I think the lobby, and definitely the pool area. Because, yes, you need to be able to update your Facebook while tanning. Priorities.
The Great Odisha Getaway
Things to do… Oh, buddy, Bhubaneswar. It's a city of temples and history, but I was mostly there for the hotel! However, there are Meetings and Seminars, but I was there to relax, so, I didn't use these. I did see a Shrine and it was beautiful.
The Zen Zone: Ways to Relax
Okay, now we’re talking. Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Heavy breathing. Look, I’m not gonna lie. I treated myself. I went full-on Spa mode. And the Pool with a View… OMFG. Imagine yourself, sprawled out on a lounger, sun kissing your skin, the air thick with the scent of… something amazing. (I think it was jasmine? Or maybe my imagination). I spent a good four hours JUST swimming, the Swimming pool [outdoor] was perfect! Then, the Massage? I opted for the deep tissue, and it was… transformative. Seriously, I think my shoulders have never been so relaxed. That Sauna and Steamroom were a great way to melt away stress, and the Foot bath was a lovely little extra touch. I skipped the Body scrub and Body wrap, purely out of laziness, hehe. But if you're into that, go for it! They knew what they were doing.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Germs are Not My Friends
Cleanliness and safety were top-notch. I was impressed. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere (thank you, Shree Krishna!), Rooms sanitized between stays. They take it seriously. I noticed the staff was trained in safety protocol. Felt completely safe and protected, especially with the Doctor/nurse on call. Plus, the First aid kit was visible.
Food, Glorious Food!
Dining, drinking, and snacking is where Shree Krishna REALLY shines. A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast/cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast/cuisine in restaurant.
I had the Buffet breakfast, twice. No shame. It was that good. The Asian breakfast was my personal favorite. Then again, the Western breakfast kept me happy too. The Poolside bar? Heaven. Happy hour? Yes please! I loved the Coffee shop and the Desserts in restaurant. Plus, Room service [24-hour]… because sometimes a girl just needs a pizza at 3 a.m.
Let me tell you about one experience. I sat in the restaurant eating soup, it was the best soup I have ever tasted! The way that each bite transported me to my childhood, even though it was a dish I had never ever done before. The Staff trained in safety protocol was amazing, they served the soup so smoothly and kept asking if I was happy with the meal. The atmosphere was perfect and I felt like I was in a movie. I had the Salad in restaurant along, a lovely side dish. I also sampled the Western cuisine in restaurant and the International cuisine in restaurant. Honestly, I wish I had the time to try everything on the menu. This was my favourite part!
Services and Conveniences: More Than Meets the Eye
Air conditioning, Audio-visual equipment, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace.
Okay so they have a Concierge! They are a lifesaver. Daily housekeeping was efficient and discreet. Laundry service was prompt, but I did everything myself. Meeting/banquet facilities for the business travelers, and a Convenience store for those midnight snack cravings. Plus, the Elevator (halleluiah!). I saw a Shine and the Gift shop was stocked with some very interesting stuff.
For the Kids?
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
I don’t have kids, so I can't personally vouch for the Kids facilities, but it seemed family-friendly! I saw some happy looking kids playing.
The Nitty Gritty: What’s in Your Room?
Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My room was amazing. Air conditioning, yes! Blackout curtains, yes! Free bottled water, Complimentary tea, Slippers, Bathrobes – all the little things that make a stay special. I loved the extra-long bed because I sprawl. The Wi-Fi [free] was fast. The view from the High floor? Breathtaking. Only minor gripe: the Bathroom phone felt a little… 90s. But hey, it worked.
Getting Around: The Road to Freedom!
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
Airport transfer was seamless. Car park [free of charge] is a bonus. Because parking can be a nightmare. Taxi service easily available.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, the Truth
Okay, time for the honesty bomb. Nothing's ever PERFECT, right?
- Small stuff: The signage could be a tad clearer. Sometimes I wandered around a bit looking for the gym.
- One Weird Thing: I did see a bird fly into the dining room. But the staff handled it quickly and professionally and the bird wasn't hurt.
The Verdict: Shree Krishna Bhubaneswar – Worth It?
Absolutely. It's clean, comfortable, and convenient. The spa is fantastic. The food is divine. The staff are genuinely friendly and helpful. The small imperfections are easily overlooked. It's the kind of place where you can truly relax and recharge. It's a great launching pad to discover Bhubaneswar, and it's also just a wonderful escape in itself.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Middle House Awaits in Pattaya!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my whirlwind tour of Bhubaneswar, specifically the SPOT ON Hotel Shree Krishna. Honestly, what a name! Sounds like a Bollywood film, doesn't it? "SPOT ON: Shree Krishna's Revenge!" Okay, maybe not. But the point is, this itinerary isn't your glossy, perfectly curated Instagram travel fantasy. This is the REAL DEAL. Get ready for some jet lag, spice-induced tummy rumblings, and the inevitable existential crisis induced by staring at ancient temples.
Day 1: Arrival, Chaos, and Questionable Chai
- Morning (Okay, more like late morning… I slept in. Again.): Arrive at Bhubaneswar Airport (BBI). Ugh, airports. The smell of instant coffee and weary souls always hits me like a ton of bricks. Finding a taxi felt like wrangling a particularly stubborn crocodile. Finally, the driver, a man named Prakash with a seriously impressive mustache, agreed to take me to the hotel. The ride? Let's just say I learned more about Indian traffic law (or lack thereof) than I ever wanted to.
- Afternoon: Check into the SPOT ON Hotel Shree Krishna. It's clean enough, I guess. The AC seems to be doing its best, which is commendable. The room is… functional. The view from the window is of a brick wall, which is a real mood killer. But hey, it's a roof over my head, and that's enough for now.
- The Great Chai Debacle: Decided to be brave. Ordered chai from room service. It arrived promptly, steaming hot. The first sip? Whoa. Let's just say it was an experience. A very, very sweet experience. And strong! I'm pretty sure I could power a small city with the caffeine coursing through my veins right now. This calls for an emergency nap.
- Evening: Wandered the streets near the hotel. Found a small local restaurant – the kind with plastic chairs and menus written in a language I vaguely recognize as Oriya script. I ordered something that looked vaguely like chicken. It was…spicy. Very, very spicy. My mouth's still on fire. Worth it though? Maybe. Probably. Gotta get used to it, right?
Day 2: Temples, Traffic, and Tempting Treats
- Morning: Okay, let's actually do some sightseeing, shall we? Headed to the Lingaraj Temple. Wow. Just…wow. The architecture is mind-blowing. The intricate carvings, the sheer scale of the thing… it's overwhelming in the best possible way. I took a million photos, probably annoyed the heck out of everyone around me. I got a little lost in the crowds, almost got shoved into a cow (seriously, cows are everywhere!), and then had to navigate the ever-present hustlers. It's a sensory overload, but the energy is palpable. I'm pretty sure I felt a moment of something… spiritual? Maybe. Or maybe I just needed some chai.
- Lunch (and the aftermath): Found another small eatery. Ordered something that looked delicious, chicken and rice. It tasted great in the beginning but it started to make a funny feeling in my stomach.
- Afternoon: Back in a taxi, navigating the chaotic Bhubaneswar streets. The traffic is a beast; everyone beeps their horns constantly. Seriously, it's a symphony of honking. Found myself getting irrationally annoyed at the guy in front of me. Then remembered: I'm a tourist. I'm part of the problem! Back to zen mode.
- Evening: Stumbled upon a street vendor selling… gulab jamun. Those deep-fried milk balls, soaked in syrup? Yes, please. The sweetness cut through the spice. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I have no regrets about consuming an embarrassing number of them.
- Night: Trying to decipher the Hindi movie playing on the hotel TV. Give up. Staring at the brick wall again. Contemplating what I should do tomorrow.
Day 3: Caves, Crafts, and a Crumbling Spirit
- Morning: Decided to go to Udayagiri and Khandagiri Caves. Hired a rickshaw, which was an experience in itself. The caves are beautiful, but the heat is unforgiving. I spent the time climbing the caves, taking multiple water breaks. There were amazing views and I saw several monks
- Afternoon: Decided to go to the craft markets, full of beautiful hand-woven textiles, and wooden sculptures. Bargaining is an art form. I haggled so hard over a scarf that I think I may have slightly offended the vendor. Oops. But hey, I got a pretty cool scarf!
- Evening: Finding the best restaurant in town. Found one that has great reviews. I wanted to have a beer with my meal. There was no beer in the place. I have no clue what I ordered, or what I was eating. It tasted good, and I ate it all.
- Night: Sitting in my room, staring at the ceiling. The trip is awesome, but I'm starting to feel a bit… lonely? The culture shock is intense, and the constant noise is wearing me down. I miss my cat. I ordered a beer (they finally have beer on the menu!), and hoping to feel a little better.
Day 4: Departure…and a Promise to Return (Maybe)
- Morning: One last, overly sweet chai. Said a tearful goodbye to the brick wall view. The hotel room actually seems kind of… comfortable now.
- Late Morning: A final, frantic dash to buy souvenirs. My luggage is officially overstuffed.
- Afternoon: Headed to the airport. Saying goodbye to Prakash the taxi driver (and his mustache). Reflecting on the chaos, the beauty, the spicy food that's probably going to haunt my digestive system for weeks.
- Departure: Boarding the plane. I leave Bhubaneswar.
Final Thoughts: Bhubaneswar? It's a rollercoaster. It's chaotic. It's beautiful. It's overwhelming. It's a place that will challenge you, frustrate you, and utterly charm you. And despite the initial jet lag, the questionable chai, and the occasional existential crisis… I wouldn't trade it for anything. Will I come back? Absolutely. As soon as I recover from this trip!
P.S.: Remember to bring a good book, a strong stomach, and a healthy dose of patience. And don't be afraid to get lost. That's where the real magic happens.
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Shree Krishna Bhubaneswar: Your Dream Odisha Getaway Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Frequently Asked Chaos
Okay, buckle up Buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's dry FAQ. We're talking Shree Krishna Bhubaneswar, and honestly, it's a bit of a rollercoaster. So, here's the lowdown, the upshot, and the "OMG-you-won't-believe-what-happened-to-me" version. (And yes, I've got opinions. Deal with it.)
1. So, what *is* Shree Krishna Bhubaneswar anyway? Like, what's the *deal*?
Alright, alright, settling in? Shree Krishna is basically a hotel. A *hotel* in Bhubaneswar, Odisha. They promise you a lovely stay, a taste of Indian hospitality, and maybe a little bit of magic. They DO. But, and this is from experience, "promise" and "deliver" sometimes take a long, winding, slightly rickety road to meet.
I mean, the pictures online? Gorgeous. Gleaming marble, lush gardens, smiling staff… Reality? Well… Sometimes the marble gleams if the sun hits it just right. And the gardens? Let's just say my attempt at birdwatching ended with me swatting away more mosquitoes than actual avian encounters. Still, can't deny, the pool looked tempting.
2. How's the location? Seems important.
Okay, Location. This is important! Officially? They’ll tell you it's *conveniently* located near the airport/station/landmarks. Unofficially? You might be right next to a bustling street… and that "convenient" airport might sound like a permanent low flying jet. Make sure you request a quieter room if you're a light sleeper (or, well, even if you're a heavy sleeper. Just, trust me.)
My experience? Well, let's just say that one night, my room seemed to be a prime listening post for all the city's nocturnal anxieties. From barking dogs to persistent street vendors, I got the full Bhubaneswar experience, alright. And not always in a good way. But, on the plus side, walking distance to a great dosa place. Perks!
3. The Food... Gotta talk about the food! I NEED to know!
Ah, FOOD. My kryptonite. Alright, the food at Shree Krishna is… a journey. The breakfast buffet is generally decent, with dosas and parathas being a safe bet. But don't EVER go expecting everything to be super, ultra-fresh. Think of it as home style cooking. Some days it's amazing. Some days... well, let's just say my stomach had some *interesting* conversations with itself later that day.
One time I ordered room service, right? Chicken biryani. Sounded amazing. Waited...waited...waited. Finally it arrived. Presentation? Okay, I guess. Taste? Flavorful? Yes. Did it contain the chicken? Well, it had *some*... But the point is made and that's all that should matter! I got over it, so I guess that is something. Then again, there's always the nearby restaurants. Explore! That's my advice.
4. Rooms: Are they actually nice? Is it worth it?
Alright, the rooms. Honestly? They *can* be nice. But, and it’s a big BUT, it depends on the room, the day, and possibly the alignment of the planets. Some rooms are clean, spacious, and pretty much as advertised. Others… well, they might have some, shall we say, *character.*
I had one room… oh boy. The air conditioning worked intermittently and the shower thought it was a water-saving device, no more than a dribble of water. The bed was super hard and the lighting felt like I was being interrogated. I requested a change, which took some serious persuasion. Finally, after a lot of back-and-forth, I got a new room, which was AMAZING! So, my advice? If you get a room that isn't up to par, *demand* a change. Politely, but firmly. You're paying good money for this. Don't settle!
5. What about the service? Helpful? Friendly? Slow?
Service? Now, this is where it gets…complicated. Some of the staff are absolutely lovely – genuinely helpful, friendly, and eager to please. Others…well, let’s just say they operate on "Indian Standard Time," which is significantly slower than you are used to, so be prepared.
I remember wanting some information, and asked one receptionist a question. I am not sure if she even understood me, honestly, and after a few minutes of blank stares and a lot of head-bobbling, I ended up just Googling it. But hey, at least she tried? Look, patience is key here. And maybe learn some basic Hindi phrases. It helps. And be nice, even if the service is slow. It's India, and they're trying their best!
6. Any other amenities? Pool? Gym? Wi-Fi? Things that matter...
Amenities! The pool is generally nice, a refreshing oasis, and it tends to be peaceful. The gym? I didn't use it. I mean, I *looked* at it once, but it seemed to be filled with equipment older than me. The Wi-Fi...ha. It's there, in theory. Expect it to be slow, spotty, and occasionally disappear altogether. Be prepared to tether to your phone if you're working or need to stay connected.
Honestly, I spent a lot more time in the pool than at the gym. That's a win, right? Just bring your own towel, because sometimes the ones at the pool seem to vanish into thin air. And don't expect the staff to be overly proactive. You may need to ask for everything. Constantly.
7. So, overall... would *you* recommend Shree Krishna? Be honest!
Look, the million-dollar question! Would I recommend Shree Krishna? Honestly? It depends. If you're a high-maintenance traveler who requires perfection and hates ANY kind of inconvenience, then run far, far away. This is not the place for you.
However, if you're a bit more laid-back, have a sense of humor, and don’t mind the occasional hiccup, then it *could* be a good option. It’s got potential. TheHotel Hop Now
